What a weird day. It was a good one, but weird. We had another open high school day, and that meant that the place was crawling with prospective students again. After yesterday’s presentation, everyone was telling me how great it was, especially the part with me in it. I’m in it? What? Today I attended the presentation to watch.
They had an introduction by the jazz band – they sounded great. They did two songs, and then some students came in to do some dance numbers. This morning I was chatting with a group of girl students that were on clean-up patrol in the teacher’s room. They told me that I had to watch them dance in the presentation. They were struggling for the right word, and so they asked Mr. Hayashi to translate. He said “transvestite”, and the girls proudly told me that they were transvestite. When they took the stage in the afternoon, I saw what they meant.
The boy students were dressed as girls and vice versa, and they did a dance number to Phil Collin’s “You Can’t Hurry Love”. It was pretty good, and the girls did dance really well.
Afterwards they did a slide show presentation, which was pretty standard stuff. Watching the show you’d think that school life at Takasago Minami is 90% sports and fun, and 10% classes. Actually it’s probably closer to half and half. They had a section on special subjects, and a couple pictures of me teaching different classes. The voice-over said that “Bryan-sensei is very nice, and makes it easy to learn English. He’s also very handsome.” I hope the students aren’t making a decision on what high school to attend based on how hot the English teacher is.
I knew from the day before that next was a long boring interview with the school principal, so I snuck out to wait with the band. They were outside the east entrance waiting for everyone to leave so they could retrieve their instruments.
I chatted with a group of first year students, who took the opportunity to examine me up close. They all wanted to hold their hands next to mine and compare the size, they all touched my hair, marveling at the softness (like a kitten, they said) and also the color. They didn’t believe that my hair was really that color, and they wanted to know why the five o’clock shadow that I had was dark hair, and the hair on my head was so much lighter. I tried to explain it as sun exposure, but they just laughed. They also were really interested in the depth of my eyes, physically, compared to wear the bridge of my nose is. Their faces tend to be more flat, so they all wanted to feel the top of my nose.
The sound of all the junior high students leaving saved me from further touching and prodding, so I said my goodbyes and got out of there. I went over to my classroom and we had a good lesson on Thanksgiving, with a much smaller class. The students were really quiet and it was hard to illicit a reaction from them, but they all said on their survey that the class was great, and they all took their turkeys home with them.
I went back to the teacher’s room and did some studying for a little while since the staff room was pretty empty. Around 4:30 it was still pretty empty, so I grabbed my bag and hit the road.
At the Takasago station I bumped into a bunch of junior high school girls that had been at my school the day before. They all remembered my name and flagged me down.
It seems that the younger the students are, the less shy they are. I don’t know why, but these junior high students and my first year students are probably the least inhibited of all the ages I teach. Including the adults.
We got off at the same station, and the girls were full of questions. One asked me if I had a girlfriend. I gave my standard answer automatically, “No”, and she volunteered for the job. Some of her friends were spouting English like crazy – “You are tall”, “You are handsome”, “Do you speak Japanese?”. It didn’t hurt my ego any to be surrounded by lots of girls like a rock star, and since they were speaking English I felt like I was actually doing some good.
I arrived at my apartment complex and one of the kids from the area asked me what I was going to have for dinner. I told her curry and rice, and she started ragging on me in Japanese that I eat that too much. I told her in Japanese that I didn’t have much time tonight, so it was a nice easy meal. She laughed and imitated my accent, and it was funny to hear my own words come back at me, exaggerated by a child. I wanted to hire her on the spot to help me out.
I just finished dinner and I’ve got lots of chores around the house to catch up on. Tomorrow things get back to normal at school.