Since we had an early flight out in the morning, we arranged with the hotel staff to have a taxi waiting for us when we checked out. They were also nice enough to pack a boxed breakfast for us so that we could eat while we waited at the airport. We didn’t have a chance to go back to the basement kitchen buffet, but in the elevator down to the lobby there was a sign saying that they had experienced flooding the night before so we wouldn’t have been able to go there anyway. It was some serious rain the previous night!
Our taxi took us to the airport in just a few minutes, and we set up on some seats in the departures area and ate our breakfast – yogurt, sandwiches, an apple and a pear, a yogurt covered granola bar, and a big bottle of water. We were flying on Belavia airlines, the Belarusian national airline, and we checked in without a problem and passed easily through security. On the other side we waited patiently for our boarding call while sipping coffee and munching on the hotel sandwiches.
We boarded a few minutes late, and I was surprised to see that we boarded a small jet for a 25 minute flight – I was expecting another propeller craft. Across the aisle from us an older Japanese guy and his Belarusian wife were talking to each other in Japanese – Kuniko thought that the wife was probably a hostess in Japan and met the guy through work. I thought it was cool that the old guy was visiting the old country with his wife.
We happened to be sitting in the emergency exit row, so the cabin attendant came by and asked us in English to read the safety card. She asked Kuniko in English if Kuniko spoke Russian, which was a weird question, but when she said “no” it didn’t seem to matter. The flight was quick – up and down again – but they still managed a drink service and distributed little hard candies that had a sour berry flavor I couldn’t quite pin down.
We hadn’t really planned on visiting Belarus on this trip – getting a visa is usually a pain, but we had noticed that from 2017 they changed their visa policy to allow visa-on-arrival for visitors who arrive at Minsk National Airport only. If you want to visit by car or train you need to go through a lot of hoops at the Belarusian embassy, but since we were flying into the country to Minsk Airport it was a much easier process. Once we landed we walked down the ladder and boarded a bus. Unlike other airports, at Minsk we had a police escort. Then the bus took us to the arrivals terminal where we purchased insurance from a Belarusian insurer (just a couple of euros a day, payable by credit card). We confirmed that there were no other steps with a very handsome young military officer, and he said we were good to go. We waited in line for immigration, and then we were through. Our immigration officer was a pretty young woman with some kind of muscular disease. She had uncontrollable twitches in her neck and body, but despite this she did her job well. I thought that an immigration inspector would be the perfect job for somebody with that condition – everybody is on their best behavior while standing in front of an immigration inspector who can have you deported with a push of a button.
We went outside to try to catch the bus to the city center, but unfortunately we missed it by 7 minutes. Kuniko had heard the taxi drivers were notorious around here, and they aggressively tried to get us into their taxis so I guess it is true. But after dealing with the touts in Cairo and Luxor, these guys were a piece of cake. We declined their offers and went back inside to a lounge to kill time waiting for the next bus. After a beer or so we were able to catch the next bus. We bought our ticket with a credit card from a kiosk which was an easy enough process, but most Belarusians preferred to come up and haggle with the driver, negotiating this and that and getting into long discussions. Not an organized system.
It was a long ride into town, about 45 minutes, and during the ride there was a lot to see. For one, there were a lot of casino signs, which I didn’t expect. There were some actual tanks lined up outside the airport, and once we got closer to the city some soldiers were in a field doing drills. Most of what we saw were wide green pastures under clear blue sky, and forests of aspen trees. We sat directly behind the driver and while he drove he was on the phone continuously – I got the impression that he had a side business he was running from his bus driver seat.
Once we arrived at the station, it was about a fifteen minute walk to our hotel, the Hotel Minsk. It was an old hotel that was a little past its prime, but there were touches of elegance here and there. It seemed like there were a lot of Middle Eastern guests – one guy we bumped into said he was from Iraq – and the staff were not friendly at all. We got that vibe a lot from the people of Belarus, which was similar to our experiences in Russia. Not a lot of big smiles from people here.
After checking in we rode up a slightly scary elevator that barely made it to our floor, and then walked by a flat screen TV imbedded into a picture frame playing advertisements for the hotel casino, “Casino Royal”. Our room was nice enough – although the Wi-Fi was really hard to get set up. After dropping off our bag and cleaning up a little, we went back to the scary elevator to leave the hotel and look around.
While waiting for the elevator a Middle Eastern lady in a burqa came up to us and asked us something in a language we didn’t understand, pointing to her phone. We tried to tell her to go check with the front counter, but everyone was mystified in this conversation and I’m not sure anything was resolved. Strange place!
So looking at my map I thought we could do a loop around town as a quick survey, and then later the next day go and see the sights in more detail. As it turned out, Minsk was a much bigger city than I had imagined. The scale of everything was huge – streets that were eight lanes wide, sidewalks wide enough for a football team to walk shoulder to shoulder – it reminded me a lot of our visit to Moscow. Each block was really long – so we ended up walking a lot! Just like in Moscow to cross the street you have to find the underground walkways, and the walkways often had shops and bakeries underneath to do some shopping. Minsk was also much cleaner than I expected – similar to Japan. There was no litter on the streets and I don’t remember seeing any graffiti either.
What I had expected to be a quick loop turned out to be a long walk, but we were happy to stretch our legs and get some steps in. The city itself was pretty quiet, with few people walking the broad sidewalks. We stopped at the Opera House and watched a funny family yelling at each other while trying to take a perfect picture in front of the fountain. The parks in the area were extensive and beautiful – a great place to relax and unwind. There was a river running through the city, and occasionally we saw people using paddle boats shaped like cars going up and down the river. Also along the river were a lot of restaurants that looked like they were newly constructed. We tried to find one to take a little break, but a lot of them were closed. I wasn’t sure if they were closed because they were out of business, or if it was too early, or if they weren’t actually in business yet. Finally we found a place that looked open with an upstairs terrace overlooking the river. It was a restaurant that was attached to a casino, and they played Euro beat music in the background while a few guests poked at some food at their table. We got ready to try to speak Belarusian for the first time, but our waitress spoke English (a little) and she took our order for two Belarusian beers. She didn’t look happy to have to deal with us, but again, this is what you get when you travel in the former Soviet Union.
We sipped our beers and enjoyed the beautiful cool weather and nice views across the river and to the park and city beyond. It was nice just to relax – we had walked almost 15,000 steps already and it was not even dinner time yet. After a while more customers drifted by, one group was about fifteen Middle Easterners and I wondered why we were seeing so many of them in this city.
The feel we had for Minsk was that it was really just starting to open itself to foreign tourism, and it wasn’t quite ready for prime time. All the elements were there, but it was not a polished experience like you would get in other European cities. I think it was because of this, because of these rough edges, that I enjoyed my time here. We had a lot of luxuries traveling in the previous four countries, one of which is that everyone spoke English really well. Here we had to think a little more, be ready with gestures, and expect surprises. That’s what makes trips fun for us.
We made our way back towards our hotel and walked through several big Soviet-style military parade squares. We walked past huge gothic buildings standing next to buildings with Parthenon-esque pillars and finally made it to our first choice restaurant – Kuchmistr. There isn’t quite as much current information about Minsk’s restaurants available on the internet in English, so it took a lot of research to find places that might be good and at least a little traditional. On top of that my GPS offline map had only Cyrillic letters so searching for things was hit-and-miss. But our restaurant that night was really good.
Kuchmistr is on the corner of a big block surrounded by government buildings and across from a monument with a World War II tank climbing an incline. There was nice outdoor dining and we sat outside drinking cold beers and enjoyed the weather while waiting for our meal. The background music of the restaurant was strange pop/folk/heavy metal which added an element of silliness to the meal. The restaurant staff spoke pretty good English, and they had an English menu, so no problem ordering, and we were pleased with the food we had. We ordered and shared some potato pancakes topped with sautéed bacon and onions, pork dumplings baked into a bowl covered with cheese and lots of dill, and also several thin savory pancakes served with roast pork and sausage bathed in creamy gravy. It was a very “meat and potatoes” kind of meal so we were stuffed afterwards. We had room enough for a shot of horseradish vodka at the end. The staff asked if we wanted vodka with horseradish or if we wanted horseradish vodka, and slightly confused we said “the first one” and whatever it was that we got was really good. We were completely satisfied.
While we were eating we noticed a Japanese group of businesspeople wearing suits arrive by private car. There was kind of an entourage of staff as well, and later our server said in broken English that it was actually the Japanese ambassador to Belarus eating there that night. We thought it best not to interrupt his meal, but it was an interesting coincidence.
Our last stop for the night was at an underground shopping center next to our hotel. Thanks to our visit to Moscow, we could understand that anytime you see big domes of glass in a city square that means that there’s a shopping center underneath. We found our way there and discovered a supermarket that was fun to explore. My favorite thing to see was a freezer section with big open containers of different varieties of frozen dumplings and a big scoop so you can take what you need. Plenty of interesting snacks as well, and the vodka was cheaper than the soda, just like in Russia.
We bought a few things and went through the check-out line. The cashier told us the total in Belarusian, and since we had no reaction she actually rolled her eyes in a 360 degree circle and made a big sigh, and then pointed out the total on her machine. We were all smiles and laughter and passing over bills and I think maybe we pushed her over the edge into total hopelessness. In fact, I believe that we were present right at the exact moment when her job actually destroyed her soul. I had never seen an unhappier person in retail until I shopped at an underground supermarket in Belarus.
Back at the hotel we unpacked our shopping goodies and then decided to call it a day – we ended at 22,000 steps and with the size of this city we were expecting a lot more the next day.