{"id":149,"date":"2003-11-08T05:40:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-08T05:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/?p=149"},"modified":"2003-11-08T05:40:00","modified_gmt":"2003-11-08T05:40:00","slug":"just-a-piece-of-meat-at-the-yakitori","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/?p=149","title":{"rendered":"Just A Piece Of Meat At The Yakitori"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I was down at the yakitori, hanging out with some of the guys and having a good time.  I tried some new dishes, including an egg omelet type thing that was excellent.  It is painstakingly cooked so that the final omelet is made of paper-thin layers of egg, and wrapped and presented to you like a gift.  <\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m talking with some of the guys, and we&#8217;re passing around my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/0679780017\/qid=1068269215\/sr=1-1\/ref=sr_1_1\/103-0907758-1360640?v=glance&#038;s=books\">English-Japanese dictionary<\/a> trying to figure out different words.  The guys are bummed out because some of the more risque Japanese terms are missing, and sometimes after a few drinks they feel it necessary to communicate these concepts to me.<\/p>\n<p>A couple of girls came in and sat down in the back, right behind us.  I had seen them there before &#8211; they are sisters or cousins of somebody&#8217;s wife.  The beers started flowing, and I guess they got pretty drunk.  It was about nine thirty, so I decided to leave &#8211; and so I said goodbye to my gang, and then the girls called me over to the table.  <\/p>\n<p>I stood there and flirted with them for a while, and they were insistent that I come back next week &#8211; I think they want to cook me dinner or something.  The master came by and he got invited, too.  One of the great things about being a foreigner is that you can play stupid when somebody asks tough questions &#8211; and trust me, there were some tough questions.  <\/p>\n<p>The best part came when one of my buddies came by to check on me, and then he gave the table a full-on blast of Japanese.  I think he explained more about me in twenty seconds &#8211; it would have taken me two hours.  <\/p>\n<p>As I left the place, everyone said goodbye, even people I didn&#8217;t know &#8211; another nice thing about being a foreigner in Japan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I was down at the yakitori, hanging out with some of the guys and having a good time. I tried some new dishes, including an egg omelet type thing that was excellent. It is painstakingly cooked so that the final omelet is made of paper-thin layers of egg, and wrapped and presented to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pOpl7-2p","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}