I just answered the doorbell to find a startled Japanese guy trying to sell English language lessons for kids. He spoke almost no English and I pretended not to speak Japanese – my standard salesperson-at-the-door strategy. Determined to go through with his spiel, he mustered up “No children?” in English. <\/p>\n
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