{"id":2030,"date":"2011-04-22T06:09:50","date_gmt":"2011-04-21T21:09:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/?p=2030"},"modified":"2011-04-22T06:09:50","modified_gmt":"2011-04-21T21:09:50","slug":"the-lady-or-the-tiger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/?p=2030","title":{"rendered":"The Lady or the Tiger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I was sitting in my office\/classroom waiting for my next student when a knock came at the door, and a person I didn&#8217;t know at all started to walk in the door.  He spotted me and stopped short, and I took the opportunity to say in very professional English, &#8220;Good afternoon, can I help you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The poor guy got a double shock for walking into the wrong room, and unfortunately wasn&#8217;t able to recover.  He said something like, &#8220;Ah&#8230; ah&#8230; mmm&#8230; no&#8230; uh&#8230;&#8221; and then ran for it.  <\/p>\n<p>Actually this kind of thing happens about once a month.  The office that I&#8217;m in is marked as &#8220;reception room 4&#8221;, but unfortunately on the same floor there is also a &#8220;meeting room 4&#8221; and &#8220;inspector&#8217;s office 4&#8221;.  That leaves plenty of chance for confusion.  I actually enjoy the experiences very much (probably too much).  I guess it breaks up an otherwise routine day. <\/p>\n<p>Tonight is the big night, and we&#8217;ll bring together six single people in a restaurant with all you can drink alcohol and see what happens.  It&#8217;s my first experience to witness \u00e5\u0090\u02c6\u00e3\u201a\u00b3\u00e3\u0192\u00b3 (go-kon) up close.  It should make for some interesting stories next time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I was sitting in my office\/classroom waiting for my next student when a knock came at the door, and a person I didn&#8217;t know at all started to walk in the door. He spotted me and stopped short, and I took the opportunity to say in very professional English, &#8220;Good afternoon, can I help [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pOpl7-wK","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2030"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2030\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}