{"id":275,"date":"2004-03-04T08:36:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-04T08:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/?p=275"},"modified":"2004-03-04T08:36:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-04T08:36:00","slug":"drinking-with-an-englishwoman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/?p=275","title":{"rendered":"Drinking With An Englishwoman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I broke one of my cardinal rules again &#8211; I went drinking with Melanie.  My rule is not specific about Melanie, actually, more about Englishwomen in general.  I had a short day at school, and I came home to do chores and study.  Around six o&#8217;clock Melanie dropped by and said &#8220;Do you fancy a beer?&#8221;.   I can&#8217;t think of any other way to answer that question.<\/p>\n<p>We walked over to the yakitori where the master was working alone.   The master was fighting a cold &#8211; he said that he picked it up overnight but he&#8217;s doing OK.  He sounded terrible though.  Melanie and I looked at her pictures from Sapporo and Nagano.  She made a trip to see the snow monkeys that bathe in the hot springs, and the pictures turned out great.  The monkeys had kind of a &#8220;I&#8217;ve seen it all&#8221; look on their faces as they soaked in the hot water surrounded by snow and tourists.  <\/p>\n<p>We were ordering beers &#8211; I had one before I left for the yakitori, and Melanie and I were matching each other drink for drink.  We ended up pretty drunk.  At about eight o&#8217;clock we called it quits and staggered home.  Melanie went up to watch some DVDs she had rented, and I went inside to drink lots of water, take some aspirin and hit the hay. <\/p>\n<p>At about three in the morning I woke up with a completely congested head.  My nose was stuffed up, my ears were plugged &#8211; I was a mess.  I finally went back to sleep after some Vitamin C and more aspirin, but when I got up in the morning I was still all stuffed up.  I&#8217;m sure I didn&#8217;t catch it from the master &#8211; it was way to fast for that to happen.  Bummer!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I broke one of my cardinal rules again &#8211; I went drinking with Melanie. My rule is not specific about Melanie, actually, more about Englishwomen in general. I had a short day at school, and I came home to do chores and study. Around six o&#8217;clock Melanie dropped by and said &#8220;Do you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pOpl7-4r","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=275"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}