{"id":285,"date":"2004-03-11T09:52:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-11T09:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/?p=285"},"modified":"2004-03-11T09:52:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-11T09:52:00","slug":"the-end-is-near","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/?p=285","title":{"rendered":"The End Is Near"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I woke up with no headache, still stuffy, but with an improvement in my health.  Finally!  For the first time today I didn&#8217;t take any aspirin, which is also a good sign.  As I write this now I could use one or two but I&#8217;m going to try to hold off until right before bed.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to everyone who wrote in with advice and diagnoses.  I ended up trying something that was strange but worked quite well.  I heated up my bathtub to a really high temperature, and then breathed in the steam &#8211; I breathed in and out until my nose loosened up and then I cleared it out and started over.  It worked really well.<\/p>\n<p>At school people commented that my voice is getting back to normal, but I still have a cough that freaks people out.  I found out today that I infected Mr. Kimura, Mr. Hayashi, and Miss Kageyama with my cold.   I felt bad &#8211; now they have to go through my hell for a whole week.  Ick.<\/p>\n<p>Today I had my last two paper airplane classes, which were also the last two for the entire term.  Now I won&#8217;t have any more classes until sometime in April.  With my sumo trip and Korean trip coming up, I&#8217;m going to do all my travel before my official holidays start &#8211; now I have to think up something to do for the two weeks or so that I have free.  <\/p>\n<p>To celebrate my last two classes I made a custom paper airplane &#8211; I found the instructions on the internet and after about forty minutes of folding I came up with a pretty good design.  I did some test flights before the class showed up, and it worked pretty well &#8211; to a point.  It would drift along comfortably for a little, and then take a sudden corkscrew and go diving straight down into the ground.  It looks really cool right before it crashes &#8211; kind of a suicide pinwheel move.   I decided to use it during my introduction, and let the kids see it crash.<\/p>\n<p>So I start my introduction, but the kids all know already what it&#8217;s about.  The students have been telling each other what is going on here and the students are excited about the prospect of an easy lesson.  I get to the part where I&#8217;m introducing the topic.  I fly the generic easy plane, which makes a short straight flight about three quarters of the way across the room.  The class is impressed, a couple of ohhhh&#8217;s and ahhhh&#8217;s.  I grabbed my suicide plane and let it fly.  <\/p>\n<p>And it was amazing.<\/p>\n<p>I threw it just as before, maybe a bit more gently, and it flew across the room towards the two Japanese teachers in the back, making a wide banking turn to avoid the far wall, and continuing on a slow circle about a foot above the heads of the students.  The plane came back towards me, about the same height as my podium.  As it got close I reached out to grab it and it kind of lifted up, and then dropped right into my open hand.<\/p>\n<p>The kids loved it.  I loved it &#8211; I didn&#8217;t know that was going to happen.  I just pretended like I knew it all along, but I&#8217;m sure the big look of shock on my face was a dead giveaway.  With that, I passed out sheets of paper and everyone started folding with a sense of purpose.  It was great!<\/p>\n<p>After class lots of students stuck around to talk with me &#8211; something that is a little unusual.  I had a good talk &#8211; some students asked me why all Japanese people have black hair.  I tried to tackle that topic, along with identifying various parts of the face in English in Japanese.  It was fun &#8211; they didn&#8217;t want to leave, and we had a good connection.  <\/p>\n<p>My new second year ESS student dropped by with a friend to see if we were watching Tomb Raider 2 today, but I had to postpone, I didn&#8217;t want to get anyone else sick.  She was OK with it &#8211; so we set up a time to get together with some of the other ESS members after I get back from Korea.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight I cooked up the spiciest dish I&#8217;ve ever made in Japan &#8211; a chicken chipotle noodle soup.  Delicious!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I woke up with no headache, still stuffy, but with an improvement in my health. Finally! For the first time today I didn&#8217;t take any aspirin, which is also a good sign. 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