{"id":317,"date":"2004-04-08T13:07:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-08T13:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/?p=317"},"modified":"2004-04-08T13:07:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-08T13:07:00","slug":"nature-abhors-a-vacuum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/?p=317","title":{"rendered":"Nature Abhors A Vacuum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was as if I made a loud announcement during a teacher&#8217;s meeting.  &#8220;Hello everyone, I have Tuesday off!&#8221;  Within minutes of walking through the door Mr. Yamamoto asked me if I could take two more classes, effectively killing my free day on Tuesday.  I put on a jovial face as I accepted the extra work.  I&#8217;d have probably been bored anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Our first year students came in today for the opening ceremony, and like the graduation ceremony it was full of speeches, standing up, sitting down, and repeat.  I sat with Mr. Komuri who alternated between telling me rude jokes in English and sleeping, all this right in front of the very earnest parents of the new students.  He&#8217;s close to retirement, so I don&#8217;t think he worries too much about making a great impression anymore. <\/p>\n<p>I passed the time making faces at a little kid that was sitting with her parents, and she seemed to get a kick out of a foreigner with a sense of humor.  It was fun.  <\/p>\n<p>After the ceremony we had a free bento lunch that was pretty good, but they did have a little paper cup full of tiny fish &#8211; their little eyes all staring in different directions and their little spines starting to bend.  I call them &#8220;bent fish&#8221; because I don&#8217;t know what the real name is, and it&#8217;s one food in Japan I don&#8217;t plan on eating.  The sashimi was good, though, and there were plenty of fried things to keep everyone happy.<\/p>\n<p>School finished up and we took a group picture in front of the school.  Once that was finished, we all took off.  I went home to cook up a quick meal before Yasu came over.  Kuniko had gotten him some omiyage at Tokyo Disneyland and I wanted to give that to him sooner rather than later.  We used the occasion to drink beers and practice English &#8211; it was a lot of fun.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m bushed now &#8211; I&#8217;m heading to bed.  Tomorrow is Friday and I&#8217;ve got some shopping to do &#8211; I may be cooking dinner for Kuniko on Saturday night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was as if I made a loud announcement during a teacher&#8217;s meeting. &#8220;Hello everyone, I have Tuesday off!&#8221; Within minutes of walking through the door Mr. Yamamoto asked me if I could take two more classes, effectively killing my free day on Tuesday. I put on a jovial face as I accepted the extra [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pOpl7-57","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}