{"id":328,"date":"2004-04-21T13:33:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-21T13:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/?p=328"},"modified":"2004-04-21T13:33:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-21T13:33:00","slug":"the-history-teacher-dodges-my-defenses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bryan.fredricks.net\/blog\/?p=328","title":{"rendered":"The History Teacher Dodges My Defenses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Urakami has been my nemesis at school &#8211; stalking me throughout the day and looking for a chance to speak English with me.  I&#8217;m not sure why I don&#8217;t enjoy the experience more, but for some reason talking with him can be a real chore.   Maybe it&#8217;s just the sheer volume of time I spend talking with him, or the fact that he doesn&#8217;t mind interrupting me when I&#8217;m doing something to talk about the weather or the true meaning of the movie &#8220;A Few Good Men&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>Recently I&#8217;ve found that if I talk about girls it makes him uncomfortable and nervous, and he tends to leave quicker.   If I bring up this subject he&#8217;ll leave within fifteen minutes or so.  A normal visit can last up to an hour.  <\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately I&#8217;ve used this trick once too often, because today he said that he&#8217;d rather change the subject and talk about politics or world history.  Ugh.  I&#8217;ll have to think of something else to chat about.  Today he stopped by four times and talked with me for about 90 minutes all together.  If I had something better to do I could tell him that I was busy, but sadly, I&#8217;m just studying Japanese.<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Hayashi has been amused at the attention I&#8217;m getting from Mr. Urakami, but lately even he&#8217;s been a little creeped out.  Another habit Mr. Urakami has is to sit down behind me when I&#8217;m talking with someone to &#8220;practice his listening&#8221;.  This usually freaks out whoever I&#8217;m talking to, in addition to me.  Mr. Hayashi is usually the one that leaves when this happens.  Leaving me alone.  With him.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not that bad really &#8211; when Kuniko was working at the school one of the part-time biology teachers would look over her shoulder while she was working and offer English study tips.  I guess it could be worse.  <\/p>\n<p>This morning Mr. Hayashi was typing up the translation that I had helped with, and he&#8217;s not a very fast typer.  There were seven pages and it took him about half an hour to type just a few sentences.  I offered to help and finished the whole thing in just a few minutes.  Evidently there is some money floating around on this deal, and some may end up in my pocket.<\/p>\n<p>Just one class today, a solo class with third year students.  They were surprised to have no Japanese teacher to rely on for questions, so a lot of them were very confused.  I think it will be better as they get used to it &#8211; sometimes you make sure to do everything right when there is no safety net below.<\/p>\n<p>I made a plateful of gyoza and some rice for dinner, and I had some cafe au lait flavored frozen yogurt that I made the night before and stuck in the freezer.  It turned out pretty good &#8211; I surprised myself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Urakami has been my nemesis at school &#8211; stalking me throughout the day and looking for a chance to speak English with me. 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