Friends, Gyoza, and Shopping

Saturday morning we went out and bought some groceries, knowing that the refrigerator was due to be delivered that day. After breakfast we took off to do some shopping in Osaka – we had to get a rice cooker and an oven, too. I kind of followed Kuniko along while she shopped like crazy, comparing prices and choosing things based on specifications and charts that I couldn’t read. There were several places that were having “bargains”, filled with women digging through piles of clothes looking for that special deal.

At the huge Yodobashi Camera store we met one of Kuniko’s friends, Ai-chan. Kuniko said she was bringing me along, but didn’t mention that I was a foreigner, and Ai-chan couldn’t stop laughing/staring when she met us. Shock is probably not too strong of a word. After the initial amazement wore off she settled down and I was able to have a short conversation with her in Japanese. Later as she relaxed we switched to English, and she did pretty well. She seemed like a really nice person, just not ready for surprises like me.

We met another of Kuniko’s friends for coffee in the JR station at Umeda, and all three of them had a great big conversation in Japanese while I strained to understand even one sentence. It wasn’t easy. Both of her friends were curious, and it had been more than a year since they had seen Kuniko last. They had a lot of catching up to do, so I just relaxed, drank some coffee, and tried to catch what I could.

We said goodbye to her friends, and then Kuniko and I went back to the apartment just in time for the arrival of her new fridge and clotheswasher. Afterwards Kuniko cooked up some homemade gyoza (pot stickers). Sunday is a big day in Kyoto for some touristy stuff and also a concert.

Shin-Osaka

I made the trip down to Shin-Osaka, which is the closest station to Kuniko’s new aparment. The Shin-Osaka station is a very large station that includes the regular Japan Rail lines, and also has the Shinkansen (Bullet Train). Kuniko was waiting for me at the gate, and she walked me to her new place. The neighborhood is pretty nice – very nice by American standards and so-so by Japanese standards. She lives in an apartment complex that is for college students, but her teacher status gets her in.

The place was small, much smaller than my place. Her living room/sleeping area is about the same size as one and a half of my rooms. The bathroom is a bit larger than mine, though. The kitchen area is tiny! She didn’t have any appliances yet – so we went out to dinner the first night. We grabbed some ramen down the street and we explored some back alleys and got to know the neighborhood a little better. Afterwards we got some dessert and watched Japanese TV for a little while, and I struggled to understand what the heck was going on during the programs. Saturday Kuniko is getting some appliances delivered so we’ll probably be hanging around near the apartment.

Himeji Persian Food

I met up with Carrie on a rainy evening in Himeji, and we decided to go for Persian food, since that was something I couldn’t recall having ever eaten. Turns out it was like a shish-kebab place, and the food was great! It was pretty spicy and the atmosphere was a strange mix of Arab restaurant and British pub. The owner was very pleased to have us in the place, and recognized Carrie – I guess she’s a regular.

We sat and caught up – Carrie has been having a lot of adventures, but we mainly talked about our day to day adventures at school with our students. She teaches at a school that is 90% girls, so her stories are always a bit different than mine.

After dinner we did a little shopping at a place that had some foreign foods, and I picked up some spaghetti and Italian sauce for part of Kuniko’s housewarming gift. We also explored a three story 100 yen store, and poked through lots of strange, curious items that make you wonder how they arrived in Japan. They had hundreds of glasses embossed with “Tuscon, Ariz.” on the front. Hmm….

I walked Carrie back to her train station, and then backtracked to mine and caught the limited express back to Higashi Futami. I’m doing my final packing for tomorrow, and then I should be ready for another adventure. More when I get back!

Introducing Kuniko

I knew I would be writing this entry sooner or later, and it seems like now is the time. If you hadn’t already noticed, Miss Kageyama and I have been spending lots of time together lately, and ever since I met her for the first time on August 1st I’ve enjoyed her company.

We’ve been dating since December, and Japanese protocol meant that we had to keep our dating a secret. At times it has been tough, other times exciting, but very soon many of our friends, coworkers, and family will know the big secret. Since we’re no longer working together, it isn’t going to be a problem to be dating, so we can tell other people. The one that we’re both worried about is Mr. Hayashi – he’s discouraged us from seeing each other in subtle ways in the past.

Tomorrow after school I’m going to Osaka to see her place for the first time, and we’ll be using her apartment as a homebase until Sunday night. We’ll be making a trip into Kyoto for a concert with Yasu and Antoine. On Sunday or Monday the plan is to either take the Bullet Train or a highway bus to Tokyo, and spend two days and two nights exploring more of that enormous city. I won’t be back home until Thursday of next week, so I’ll post lots of updates when I get return. Right now I’m getting ready to meet Carrie in Himeji for dinner, and then it’s packing again when I get back.

Now you’re up to date with Miss Kageyama. Until today I’ve always used her family name in my journal, but from now on I’ll use her given name – in Japan a sign of initimacy and familiarity. I’m looking forward to a great weekend with Kuniko, and I’ll tell you how it works out when I get back!

Plots, Plans and English

Today at work they revealed the worst kept secret by announcing officially who is being transferred, and who is staying. Everyone seemed to know already, but I guess they had to announce it anyway. In the morning between meetings I went into the weight training room and did a 30 minute workout to kill some time. Later, Mr. Komuri invited me to go for a drive with him in his car – a 2000 VW Beetle. It’s bright red and the license plate is 911, because it is as close to a Porsche as he’s going to get.

He let me drive around the parking lot, so I got to drive a car for the first time in seven months. It felt good. The Beetle is a left-hand drive, just like in the U.S., so it was easy to get used to. He offered to let me out on the road, but I declined – the last thing I want is to get tossed in jail for illegal driving.

The rest of the day was spent in meetings, where we tried to establish who was teaching what class and when. I have little to no say in the matter, so I just sat there and tried to understand the rapid-fire Japanese. Just from the outline I got it looks like I’ll have fewer classes next year, so I might have some more free time every week. That’s fine by me – I’m hoping to study Japanese even harder in the near future.

After school I went home and Yasu came over. He just got back from a trip to Bali, and brought me back a T-shirt and some tea. I had only brought him back a cookie from Korea, so I had an embarrassing omiyage moment there. We talked for a while, and then we went to the yakitori for some food. We came right back and drank some more beers here and made plans for Sunday’s free concert in Kyoto.

The band is Kururi, a Japanese band that Yasu turned me on to. They sound pretty good, and the free show is at Kyoto station, so it will be easy to get to. We’ve got a good plan to get there, and even a backup if it is too crowded to see. They have a giant screen somewhere else that he knows about, so we can see it from the screen in case of emergency.

Speaking of concerts, a long time ago Yasu had called in to a radio station and earned the right to buy tickets to a Radiohead concert in Osaka next month. It is sold out, but since he did this so early he thinks they are great seats. The guy that was supposed to go with him bowed out, and so he asked me to go with him. The tickets are expensive – live music is way too expensive in Japan – but I said I would. I’ve never seen Radiohead and this will be a good experience to see a live show in Japan.

Tomorrow is a quiet day at work. I’m meeting Carrie in Himeji for dinner to catch up – it’s been a while since we’ve done anything together. Friday night I’m planning on going into Osaka to visit Miss Kageyama and see her new place. Should be a fun weekend!

ESS Revitalized?

Today I went in to school at the normal time, but we were just doing a closing ceremony and trading rumors about staff transfers. I found out that several teachers I like are leaving, some I don’t like are leaving, and a couple that I was afraid were going to transfer are staying.

Mr. Komuri is a member of the union, and somehow gets advance notice who is going and leaving, and even who is replacing them. He shared the confidential information with me, even though they aren’t announcing them officially until tomorrow.

Mr. Komuri himself was rumored to be leaving, which would have been a big bummer for me – he’s a great personality to work with and is a big highlight of my workday. Luckily he is staying. Miss Kotera was a surprise transfer – she is going to have to teach night school somewhere. From her attitude today I think it’s a rude shock to her, and not a good transfer at all. She’s really nice – but she must have pissed somebody off.

Miss Yamamoto is being transferred, as she suspected, so we’ll have a new English teacher to replace her. Another English teacher, Mr. Momoki (the teacher I escorted to the mid-year seminar) is leaving too. So we’ll have two new people to “break in” next term. I’ll be teaching with each of these people quite a bit, so I hope they are nice. The bad news according to Mr. Hayashi is that they are in their 40’s, which means they probably are really conservative when it comes to English learning.

I had promised my ESS members that we would watch a movie after school today, so I brought in my Tomb Raider 2 DVD that Miss Kageyama had given me and we watched that on my classroom’s player. The player is top end and the TV is a flat screen monitor – somebody’s budget took a hit somewhere along the line. It’s only the second time I’ve used it.

We had a great time with the movie – we watched it with the Japanese subtitles on, but the students kept asking me what this or that meant during the movie. People were talking and everyone was snacking on chips and goodies – it was a lot of fun. We decided that we’re going to watch Pirates of the Caribbean next. It was a popular meeting, and I think I might be able to win over a few more members with meetings like this.

After school I came home and decided to make maki-zushi. I made some at the school librarian’s house a while back with her help, but this time I did it alone, and it turned out great. I made mine just with egg – I didn’t have any crab laying around. It was so easy that I’m going to try to pick up some ingredients next time I’m out and make some more.

While I made sushi I was listening to John Mayall and the Bluesbreakers, and shuffling around my apartment in slippers sipping iced milk coffee. It’s a nice lifestyle that I have here, and I’m trying to appreciate these moments while they’re here.

Miss Kageyama called a few minutes ago and told me all about her new job. It turns out she’s going to be a homeroom teacher, which means lots of hours. She’s also going to be working in the guidance office, which means long hours, too. She will be working six days a week, with Friday off. She is one of eight new English teachers that the school has hired, and I think the workload probably contributed to eight of them leaving at once. All this means that I’ll be seeing a lot less of Miss Kageyama in the future.

To remedy that, we’ve got a couple of things planned in the near future. We’re talking about a trip to Tokyo, and also I’m trying to get Antoine, Yasu, and Miss Kageyama together on Sunday to see a free concert in Kyoto.

Catching Up, Again

Yesterday was a nice easy day recovering from my drinking ordeals on Sunday, and last night I went out with Miss Kageyama to see a movie. Before we left for the movie I invited her over to give her some omiyage and we just decided to stay in and cook up an easy dinner before the movie. We cooked up some easy curry packets and rice, and then we took off for the movie.

The movie was “Paycheck”, starring Ben Affleck, and it was kind of a weird movie. Maybe it was just my mood but it seemed pretty cheesy. The premise was cool, but I think they just took it to the wrong extreme. Lots of potential, but didn’t cut it.

After the movie Miss Kageyama dropped me off – she is going to her first day at school on Tuesday, so she was a little bit nervous about it. She’ll do fine, but any new job situation can be tough. I’ll get details from her when she gets back.

Drunken Boxing

Last evening I walked up to the Tsuchiyama station, and made a short trip to Kakogawa to attend the retirement party for three of our teachers. I stepped out of the station and waited around for Mr. Hayashi to pick me up. I was surprised when Miss Kageyama’s car showed up with Mr. Hayashi in the passenger seat! She drove us both to the hotel and dropped us off, then she was off to another party for her other school.

We walked inside and everyone was kind of waiting around in the lobby. I was impressed with the hotel – it’s a lot nicer than I’d expect for Kakogawa. We paid our money to a couple of cashiers at the front, and then drew a number to find out where we will sit. This is the same as the last official party I went to – kind of an interesting way to keep things from becoming too chummy. Mr. Hayashi drew a number, then arranged for me to skip the drawing process and just sit by him.

As we walked into the banquet room, Mr. Hayashi kind of set me up to sit between him and Miss Shigata, the second year teacher that’s been making goo-goo eyes at me all year. She had tried to get me to go to Kyoto with her, but I managed to dodge that. Now here I was stuck next to her, and the worst part is that it is Japanese custom to pour drinks for your neighbors, so we were filling each other’s glass all night.

Another thing that is different about these kind of parties is that there is beer and sake everywhere, but nobody drinks until the toast speech. We had to sit through three long speeches surrounded by bottles and bottles of Asahi Super Dry that were getting warmer by the minute. Finally, after the first round of speeches were over, we made the toast, and then it was a drink-a-thon.

Mr. Hayashi kept urging me to pour drinks for Miss Shigata. He told me “She likes you very much, I think” and “Afterwards you should ask her to go somewhere with you”. It was like having a little devil on my shoulder the whole night.

Meanwhile, Miss Shigata was enjoying all the attention, asking me questions, filling my glass, and watching me eat with chopsticks and silverware with equal amazement. On stage more speeches started, one by the principal listing all the accomplishments of each teacher over the years. The teachers each sat in a chair on the stage with their heads bowed listening carefully. Each retiring teacher had an introduction from one of the younger teachers, and this was almost like a roast – they gave them a hard time.

Mr. Komuri did a cool activity where he handed out paper to each table, and we had to come up with a Japanese kanji character that best represented the retiring teacher’s life. I only knew a few, so I didn’t really have anything to contribute, but it was a good idea.

After their introduction, the retiring teacher would make a speech. I’m not sure what they said, but they tended to talk for a long time. It was strange to me, it seemed to go against my ideas of modesty and humility – some speeches went for twenty minutes. Part of it is that these teachers have been lecturing students for forty years and it must be a hard habit to break, but I part of it is that this is really their last chance to say things before they leave. Retiring at sixty years old is mandatory in Japan, and it is generally considered to be the end of your life when you leave work. So much work is put in early to choose a good career and to do your best, when you reach sixty there’s not a big tangible goal in front of you anymore.

The dinner wrapped up and the activities leading up to the end got stranger and stranger. At one point one of the P.E. teachers staggered up to the front of the party, sang out the teacher’s name, and then did some kind of crazy punching in the air while we clapped in time. Then we all cheered. Kind of like Hip-Hip-Hooray but with martial arts. The guests of honor announced that they were leaving, which probably had more to do with the amount of beer the hotel had than anything else, and we all formed an arch with our hands and they walked through it.

Afterwards, Mr. Hayashi urged Miss Shigata to stay with me and take care of me, because he had to leave. He took off, and I was stuck trying to think quickly with an alcohol drenched brain. I looked wildly around to the room – people were leaving one by one, and I saw Mr. Komuri talking with someone. I walked over and asked him if he would join me for a drink or something. At first he said that he had to leave, but maybe he saw the desperation in my eyes. He agreed, and something strange happened.

A lot of the teachers that were just kind of lingering in the lobby suddenly started gravitating to us, and we found ourselves with a group of ten people. Ah, safety in numbers. We walked from place to place in Kakogawa, finding that most things were closed because it was Sunday. Finally we found an izakaya that was open, and it turned out to be quite nice.

We sat and drank for an hour or two, and I made sure that I sat at the opposite side of the room from Miss Shigata. Just as everyone was sitting down, I snuck off to the restroom, and when I returned, all the drunk guys had cozied up next to the drunk girls, and I sat at the end next to Mr. Komuri.

Finally, we had enough izakaya grub, and so we all went to the station, and went our separate ways. I arrived home late, and went right to sleep. It was a good party, and I’m glad that I can rest on Monday.

Weird Schedule

So I’m going through some strange scheduling – Saturday I had off, and I spent it catching up on laundry, talking with my folks and restocking my refrigerator. Today I had to work, and tomorrow (Monday) is a compensatory holiday. Weird.

We went in to work because they were announcing which students made it into our school following the entrance exams. Our regular students came in for a half day, and it seemed like the teachers were having trouble thinking of things for them to do – there were a couple of assemblies that were pretty boring, and lots of teacher’s meetings. I attended three meetings, all of which were on the dry side.

The original plan was to grab lunch at the coffee shop next door to the school, but they were closed on Sunday. So we went to a Chinese food place that was so-so a couple of blocks from the school at the Seiyu shopping center.

I passed out my omiyage, and everyone seemed pleased. I gave out little cookies that have the fat content of several donuts. Everyone was surprised to hear that I had snuck out of the country for a couple of days. The history teacher was especially keen for details, so I spent half an hour telling him about my trip. He got a big kick out of the stories.

Tonight I am going to Kakogawa for a party for the retiring teachers this year. It’s one of those required optional parties, and it’s freaking expensive. There are three teachers retiring, and it’s a Japanese custom to give money to each person. Including dinner and cash gifts I’m forking out $120 tonight. I hope next year there are fewer people retiring – my pocketbook won’t be able to take it!

Catching Up

I’m back from my trip, and so I’ve posted updates all the way back to last Tuesday’s sumo wrestling tournament. You’d better start from the bottom and work your way up.

The trip was great – a quick turnaround, but a great way to get the flavor of Seoul and just a glimpse of South Korea. The best parts – the food, the prices, and the sense of how different everything was. I hope you enjoy the updates. I’m off to get some rest and have a nice easy Saturday. I have to work on Sunday (can you believe that?), but I get Monday off instead.

Coming Back

I slept pretty well, and didn’t wake up until late. The streets of Seoul were pretty quiet, especially for a Friday morning. I got up and packed up all my stuff, and then went out to catch the airport bus back to Incheon airport.

The bus picked me up right on time, and so I enjoyed a nice easy bus ride back to the airport. I spent the time watching the scenery – the terrain was much different outside the city, and looked pretty barren. Once I got to the airport I checked in and had about an hour to kill. I explored the airport a little bit, returned all my unused Korean bills for a couple Japanese ones, and listened to music.

Finally they called my plane, and within 90 minutes I was walking on Japanese soil again. One of the nice things about being an alien in Japan is that I can go in the super-fast Japanese citizen only line for immigration. I found out about it in my JET handbook, and ever since I’ve saved lots of time and scrutiny. This time the guy behind me told me that the line was for Japanese only, in halting English. I gave him a big smile and explained about being a returning alien. I’m not sure if he understood, but it was really nice of him to try and help me out. Besides, the big sign in front of us says “Japanese Citizens Only”.

The customs guy gave me a couple of tough questions (in Japanese!) and searched around my belt area for something, I don’t know what. He let me go, and I ran out to the bus and was back on my way to Kobe. Once I got home I spent some time unpacking and it looks like all my souvenirs survived. All my teachers will be happy to get the high-in-fat Korean cookies that brought back, and Mr. Hayashi will hopefully enjoy the Korean tea.

Overall the trip was great – it was a good chance to compare and contrast two very different Asian countries. There were some big differences between the two, and I think a lot of the difference comes from the relative exposure to Western cultures. Japan is naturally isolated on an island, and Korea has had a significant American military presence for some time. You can definitely tell which country has the stronger economy.

I really enjoyed my trip – it was a good adventure. Just enough of the unknown to make it interesting, and plenty of spicy food, garlic, beef, and beer to keep me happy. Everything is much cheaper than in Japan – and the entire economy is based on selling stuff. From the tiny fortune telling stands on the street to the multitude of engraving shops – South Korea is all about buying and selling.

I think the best thing about the trip was how well it illustrated where I would be without the Japanese skills that I have – it would be a lot tougher to do day to day things.

A Walking Tour Of Seoul

I’m up fairly early this morning – having slept pretty well considering I still have ten pounds of undigested food in my stomach. Since the hotel turned out to be pretty nice, and since I don’t want to waste time looking for another place to stay tonight, I told the clerk to sign me up for one more night. Then, in keeping with my plan I hit the trail, walking west of the hotel for several blocks until I reached the biggest of several royal palaces in Seoul. The Gyeonbokgung palace is pretty amazing from the front – it is lined up perfectly under a mountain and features an enormous courtyard and gateway.

I was there an hour early, thanks to my having not properly set my alarm. I ran around taking pictures without having to worry about tourists goofing them up, and looked around the area.

An important lesson was learned – don’t try to take pictures of people with guns. I was walking by some sort of government building, and a guy was out front in full military dress. He had the chin strap under the nose, and reminded me a lot of the royal guards in England. As soon as my camera came out for a picture, he was moving towards me shaking his head and saying some loudly in Korean. I got the message and moved on before they could lock me in prison for fifty years.

Across from the palace is the “Central Government Center”, which was crawling with police. South Korea had been in the news recently because of a presidential power struggle, and there was just a bit of turmoil. I got to thinking that if anything bad was going to happen, I was at ground zero, and decided to skip my planned trip by the government area to see the U.S. embassy.

Instead I spent a little more time exploring the palace, and it’s extensive grounds. I took plenty of pictures, and used my extra time to walk through the National Folk Museum, which was a bit of a bust. There were way too many cheesy dioramas in there, although the paintings and artwork were fairly interesting.

I went underground to ride the Seoul subway system, which was fairly easy to use. Not nearly as easy as the Japanese train system, but Seoul seems like a town a little more dependent on automobiles for transportation.

My next stop was one recommended by one of my teachers, my guidebook, and the Korean tourism website. Boy, did it suck. The Korean folk village is a traditional Korean village located in the heart of downtown that is populated by people that actually live there, dress in traditional costumes, and agree to let tourists disturb them endlessly with pictures. When I got there it was desolated – apparently traditionally Koreans like to sleep in. I took some pictures of the houses and the surrounding area, and hiked to the top of a fairly good sized hill to get a good view of the city. It wasn’t a complete waste, but I was disappointed.

Back on the subway, and this time I made a few transfers to get to the Itaewon Special Tourist Zone (that’s the name, really!). The area is famous for cheesy souvenirs, and cheap black market goodies. The street is lined on both sides with hundreds of shops, both legitimate and dicey. The legit shops have the same prices as any other store in the world – I went inside the North Face store and was not impressed. I went a few blocks down and saw North Face jackets selling for $25, about $200 off the regular price. I looked at some backpacks at one store – I hadn’t really planned on getting a backpack but the prices were good enough to take a look. I finally chickened out – backpacks are something you want to shop carefully for – so much of the comfort is individual to your body. The poor guy didn’t want to let me leave. He even whispered that he would make me a “special deal” – all the same tactics you get in Tiajuana or even Berkeley.

As I walked up and down the area enjoying window shopping I noticed that the hawkers seemed to leave me alone, but were pulling aside other foreigners walking around. I was congratulating myself for blending in so nicely when a very nice old lady pulled me aside and asked for 2000 won. I said that I couldn’t help her, but I did complement her on her English. She just smiled and moved on.

I finished exploring the neighborhood – picking up a couple of interesting things to bring home. I walked around a bigger loop to explore the area beyond the tourist shops and found a good looking restaurant to eat lunch. Inside I ordered bibimba (a vegetarian dish) that came with lots of extra dishes, including the ubiquitous kimchee. Again I ate big, taking the opportunity to stuff my face. This time I knew what kind of beer to order, so I was making a little progress. Lunch was $9, another bargain.

After lunch I went back to the subway and waited patiently for the next train. If you’ve ever been deep underground waiting for a subway maybe you know the sensation when you hear the train coming, and you feel the wind start to blow through the station – it still gives me a rush. The train roars out of the darkness and your hair is blowing everywhere and you have that sense of anticipation – very exciting. One thing I like about the Seoul subway is that some cars have televisions on board. That’s an entertainment option that the Japanese haven’t figured out yet.

I went back to my hotel to drop off my gear, and took a 30 minute nap. Then I got back out there – this time doing a gigantic figure 8 around the city hall and to see another palace. The Deoksugung palace was much less dramatic than Gyeonbokgung, but still pretty nice to look at. On the bottom end of my figure 8 I walked through an enormous underground shopping arcade. Along the way I stopped in at the Lotte Department Store, definitely the nicest department store I’ve ever been in. I believe that Lotte is a Japanese company, and it was laid out similarly to many of the Japanese stores I’ve been to in Kobe and Osaka. The entire sixth floor was dedicated to golf wear, which may indicate that golf is a big deal in Seoul. In the basement I found a large gourmet food area, with an amazing array of spicy meat for sale. Everything here was reasonably priced with the exception of the wine – I found two Benziger reds, each for about $48 a bottle.

I went back out of the street, and gawked with all the locals at plumes of smoke coming from a fire a few blocks away. My strategy for crossing the busy streets of Seoul almost backfired when I was crossing a heavy construction zone. They were tearing up one of the streets, so they had pulled up all the pedestrian signals. I decided the safest bet was to just follow other people across, but the guy I decided to follow walked right in front of a bus and got pushed out of the way by a construction worker. I backed up quickly and rethought my strategy.

The streets of Seoul had this weird “edge-of-chaos” feel to them, part of which is because so much of it is new to me, and partly because there is just so much going on. From the constant honking and terrible drivers to the motorcycles and old men pushing huge carts through crowds of people, there are many hazards to the uninitiated. I was in one of the busiest parts of town during construction in rush hour, and it almost was too much to take. I made my way to the quieter part of town that I was used to, and felt a lot more comfortable.

Back at the hotel I pressed the clerks for a restaurant recommendation. They were programmed to recommend their own restaurant, but I insisted on some spicy Korean BBQ ribs, and once I pointed at my own ribs, they both slapped their foreheads and the bellhop led me across the street to a place that specialized in ribs.

The bellhop took my order, since he knew a bit of English, and made sure I was all set before he went back to work. The waitress fired up a big stove on my table, and then came over with dishes and dishes of food. I felt like maybe I had ordered something for four people. The final total was 10 plates of food, including the beef ribs which she cooked on my hot stove. I took each piece of meat, laid it on a big leaf of lettuce, put a piece of roasted garlic and some onions inside, and then put some superhot Korean sauce over the top and chomped in. There were so many other dishes that I can’t describe them all – I tried everything and the lady that was cooking my meal watched me with a look that was somewhere between approval and concern.

Finally, with my lips burning and stomach once again filled to capacity I paid the bill ($17) and went back up to my room. I took a nice long soak in my deep tub to rest up my feet, and then hit the hay.

Touchdown In Seoul, Korea

Well, I got up early today all excited about my trip. I put on all my travel gear and went into work dressed like I was on vacation. I was hoping this was OK – I’m still not too sure what my alibi is today. The only reason I’m going in to work is to save a day off. I’m hoping that I won’t blow it with my outfit. Turns out it was no problem. Most of the teachers had worked a really long day the day before because they had entrance examinations for the new students. Some had worked twelve or thirteen hours, so nobody really came in early. For the first twenty minutes it was only me and the vice principal. He made coffee for me, which was really nice. I don’t drink coffee but I had a small cup just to show him I appreciated the gesture.

At about 8:30 Mr. Hayashi came in and we sat and chatted for thirty minutes. Then he drove me over to Kakogawa station, which saved me about fifteen minutes and four dollars. I got on the train, and I was at the airport within an hour and a half. I cleared immigration and security without a problem, and everyone was speaking English with me. Usually I am disappointed when people speak English with me because I lose out on a chance to speak Japanese, but especially at the airport it is something they do without thinking.

I was a bit early so I sat and listened to music while I waited for the flight. The flight was full but they just let everyone board at once, and strangely it worked it pretty well. I was sitting next to a twelve or thirteen year old Japanese girl that was flying alone to Korea and then on to Russia. She is visiting her uncle’s family that lives there. We spoke in a mix of English and Japanese. She was pretty scared with the takeoffs and landings, so I tried to relax her by speaking with her during the scary parts. I probably just made it worse, though. Lunch was pretty good – a nice bento with sushi, roast beef, and potato salad. The shrimp that came with it was especially good – a feast!

The plane came in over Seoul, and I could tell right away that it was a lot different from Japan. The terrain is a lot more mountainous, and the housing was high-density and everywhere. From 15,000 feet it seemed more crowded than Japan.

I stepped off the plane, went down a very modern tunnel, and started walking through a very nice airport. I noticed immediately that there was more of a mix of foreigners here – Arabs, Russians, Africans, and Asians were all walking around. I joined the immigration line, and got into trouble right away when they saw that I had written my embarkation card in pencil. They sent me back to the table to rewrite it in pen, but all their pens were dry. I waited in line again, and the lady there gave me a stern lecture in Korean about something. I tried to explain about the dry pens in English but she ended up just rewriting it for me and glaring at me.

It was about this time that I realized that in this country I am completely without a language. I only know one word of Korean (“yes”), and so I am dependent more than ever on sign language and the ability of other people to speak English. It kind of came as a shock. In Japan I speak some Japanese, and so at least I have a sporting chance of communicating with someone. Here in Korea I am just plain out of luck.

Undaunted, I continued to customs and cleared without a problem – they didn’t even stop me. I exchanged my Japanese yen for Korean won, and suddenly had a huge wad of cash. There was too much for my wallet, so I had to split it up in my backpack, my money belt, and my wallet. The won is worth 1/10 the value of the yen, so it was easy to do the conversions in my head.

Now the trick was to find someplace to sleep for the first night, and then go from there. I stopped at the tourist information booth and asked about hotels. A very nice lady helped me make a reservation in downtown Seoul for about $90 U.S. a night. Not too bad considering the location and the time of day – the last thing I wanted was to be walking the cold streets of Seoul at midnight looking for someplace to stay.

I went outside and caught a bus heading towards downtown. The bus ride into town took more than an hour, but I spent it watching the landscape and the very interesting terrain. Once we got into the city it was really interesting to watch the people, the stores, and the traffic. I was pleased to note that they drive on the right side of the road here. Also, the cars were almost all Korean – I didn’t see one Japanese car during my whole visit. Lots of Hyundai and Daewoo.

My bus dropped me off near my hotel, and I started trudging down the street with that weird “I’m in a foreign country and nobody knows where I am” feeling. People didn’t really stare at me like they do in Japan, and I had to dodge a few motorcycles driving on the sidewalk. The roads were torn up pretty bad, and in the sidewalks were in disrepair. I also was surprised how much trash was blowing around – there were no public garbage cans, but there were piles of garbage that seemed to have been designated as “public”.

Just as things were starting to look bleak I found my hotel, a dingy white building that was one of the taller ones in the area. I went inside fearing the worst, and was very pleasantly surprised.

The clerks were dressed in suits, the lobby was beautiful, and everyone spoke English. They confirmed my reservation, gave me my key, and sent me on my way. The room was clean, small by American standards but large by Japanese standards. I had a big bathtub, steaming hot water, a double bed, and a TV. I was really impressed.

I dropped off most of my gear in my room, and then decided to do some exploring around the hotel. I took 70,000 won and hit the town.

The next few hours were spent taking it all in. I walked along big thoroughfares, tiny alleys, past endless merchants hawking cheap goods on the sidewalk. People were everywhere, and I found out that it’s perfectly legal for motorcycles to drive on the sidewalk, and it’s a great idea to move out of their way as soon as possible.

I stopped and ate at food stands, communicating only by pointing, holding up a finger or two, and waving notes around until I got the right one. The food stands were enclosed in plastic, so a customer would duck inside and be protected from the cold wind while they ate on their feet. The food was cheap – 50 cents to a dollar for each item. The variety of food was enormous – I ate spicy chicken, sweet waffle-like cakes, sausages, some kind of pot sticker type things. Some stands would give you a bowl of broth with onions floating inside. Everyone was kind and patient, as if they had foreigners visiting all the time. Strangely, other than the airport I had only seen one foreigner the first day I arrived.

Eager to continue my food orgy I walked down a particularly interesting street filled with art shops and restaurants – a little more upscale than other places I had seen. I found a couple of interesting souvenirs, and kind of ended up at an underground restaurant made almost entirely of wood. The owners had a menu with English, and so I was able to order easily enough. I ordered up a plate of “roasted beef”. I also ordered a beer, and the waitress seemed overly concerned about what kind of beer I wanted. I just kept repeating “beer”, “beer”, and “beer”. I had nowhere else to go – I said it in Japanese, just in case, but she was looking for some kind of guidance. Finally she came back with two or three beers and I pointed at one of them.

The roasted beef showed up and it was more meat than I eat in a month in Japan. It came with four other plates of spicy food, including all-you-can-eat kimchee. How did I know it was all-you-can-eat? Every time I killed a plate more came. I ate a lot – and this on top of all the street food I had eaten.

The bill came, and the whole thing was only about $12. Pretty good deal! I found my way back to the hotel, by now it was getting dark and I didn’t want to spend too long out on the streets until I knew my way around. I went up to my room and did some planning for the next day. After about half an hour of planning I hit the hay, ready for a big day of exploration tomorrow.

Fat Men Slapping

Today was sumo wrestling day, so I got to sleep in a just a bit more before meeting Melanie and her friend Nancy visiting from London. She just got in a couple of days ago, so we are getting right down to the traditional culture stuff immediately. I met them downstairs in front of the apartment, and Nancy seemed really nice. She was definitely overwhelmed, but she’s got a good tour guide in Melanie. They’ve got lots planned over the next two weeks – they’ll be traveling all over the country.

We jumped on the train and headed to Osaka. Once we got to Umeda station we made a couple of wrong turns before finding the right way. There are miles and miles of underground shopping malls and tunnels leading from one station to another. We traveled a long ways underground, each tunnel looking like the last. I was able to recognize some kanji characters, so we followed those signs until we arrived at the right subway station. Once we got to our destination, I asked for directions every few blocks until we had it dialed in. Then we just followed the 500 pound guys in suits until we found the right place.

I’m not sure how the tickets worked, but the idea was that you had a “sponsor”. You give your tickets to one of the many booths outside the arena, and then they gave you lots of food, drinks, and led you inside to your spot. We sat down and looked through our goodies. There was so much food! They gave us a three story bento box with many strange and interesting foods. Nancy got her money’s worth on lunch, that’s for sure. Melanie and I dug in, but I think Nancy was skipping lunch.

They were doing preliminary matches, and so we watched with fascination as they went through the rituals, and then went after each other. Some of the wrestlers were huge, some were my size, and some were even smaller. The small guys seemed to do pretty well, making up for their size with speed and agility. The matches lasted only a few minutes each, and then the next one started. They were going through matches really fast, but there were so many wrestlers that day that they needed to move quickly.

I went walking around to get some better pictures, and accidentally strayed into the “no picture zone”. A very polite usher told me that I couldn’t take pictures there, and he even said it in English.

After about two hours of preliminaries, they got started with the “main attraction”, and some of the big names came out, did a parade, and then one by one squared off against each other. The wrestlers were divided into two groups, and each group sat on one side of the ring. The west side wrestled the east side, and in between each match a guy would get up and sing out the wrestler’s name while waving a fan in their general direction. The wrestler would “answer the call” and step into the ring, and then they would start bowing to each other, and to the judge. The judges were extravagantly dressed, and didn’t do much but get out of the way. At each side of the ring was another judge that sat and watched to see if a wrestler’s foot or any other part of the body comes out of the ring.

There were some really big guys, but the crowd favorite wasn’t a really big guy. He acted semi-retarded, slapping himself in the face to get psyched up for the match and throwing way too much salt around to scare the spirits away. People were eating it up, and it reminded me of the early Hulk Hogan antics that got people all stoked.

After five hours of wrestling with no end in sight, we decided to bail out. I went home on my own, while Melanie and Nancy took advantage of the shopping in Osaka. Before we left we bumped into a few amateur wrestlers going home, so I snapped a pic of Melanie and Nancy with the jolly fat men. I got home without having dinner, so I called Miss Kageyama and she drove over. We went to the okonomiyaki restaurant down the road and had a good time trying some new okonomiyaki flavors. They have an “all you can drink” soda fountain there, which I don’t see all that often in Japan. I drank a lot of Calpis and orange Qoo. I even mixed up the two in my glass, which surprised Miss Kageyama – especially when she tasted it… I think she’s a believer in drink mixology now.

Miss Kageyama helped me identify all my sumo loot – we figured out what need to be refrigerated and what was OK at room temperature. Lots of “old man food” in there, but some pretty good stuff. I’m going to have to be brave and eat it one of these days.

Miss Kageyama headed back home and I stayed up late packing for my trip the next day. I finally went to bed around 1 a.m.

Back From The Yak

Rather than cook my dinner I figured I’d run over to the yakitori and indulge. I didn’t drink any beer – I’m still trying to get healthy – but I did get to try some food from the new menu. There was some great stuff, but I picked the kimchee fried rice. It will be interesting to compare it with the food in Korea.

The master invited me to a volleyball tournament and BBQ next month, so that should be fun. I spent the whole time speaking Japanese, which is always a good idea. I tend to get more comfortable the more I do it.

I’m back now and just relaxing for the evening. I have a small pile of gear that I’m lugging to South Korea. The government website says no problem, just watch out for avian flu. I printed some tourist destinations around Seoul, and I think there will be plenty to do. I’m starting to get excited – another adventure!