English Teacher Concentration Camp

Yashiro. It was called the “concentration camp” by others that had survived. Yashiro is the name of the town that was hosting a four day mandatory seminar for all the new Assistant Language Teachers. I was told there was nothing to do there, and it turned out to be the truth.

Rather than bore you with the details, a few short memories will suffice to summarize the entire seminar.

During the day they pounded us with information, much of it repetitive. The food was bearable, and sometimes quite good. We did our own dishes. We lived in rooms shared with three other people. I got a good poker group together. The showers were communal. The beer vending machine ran out on the first night, so everyone went to the nearest convienence store where the clerks all had an expression like they were being taken over by aliens (which they literally were). I was the number two ranked ping pong player in all of Yashiro. Somebody had bought a large beer… 2 Liters of beer. Oh, and never drink with English women… they can drink Irishmen under the table.

All together, it was a good time, and it was nice to meet people in the same situation. I think I’ve got a few poker regulars, and certainly I have the space to accommodate a poker party now and then.

I’m glad the experience is over – I was really happy to get back to my modest apartment and get back into a routine.

Andrew Departure and Hiking Plans

Andrew worked through the night, and the apartment looks great. He even took out all the trash, and really straightened up the place. It was a pleasant surprise. Unfortunately, he couldn’t get all his stuff in, so he’s going to have to ship some to Australia.

I went into school and practiced English with Miss Kageyama. She had made sandwiches for herself, me, and Mr. Hayashi, so we sat around during lunch and had some great sandwiches. These were primo sandwiches. Crust cut off, small slices of bread around the edges to make sure none of the insides came out. There was a mix of egg salad and tuna salad with ham and cheese. I’m not sure how it worked out that we got a free lunch, but I wasn’t complaining.

Afterwards, we went into town and I opened a bank account. Initially there was a delay while I had my personal stamp, called a “hanko” made. The stamp is used for all banking transactions – my signature is not considered to be a reliable form of identification. I asked Mr. Hayashi about that – anybody could get a hold of my stamp, but not many people could forge my signature. He just shrugged – it’s the way it has always been done. Now my account is open, and I’m ready to start putting paychecks in there.

In the afternoon the apartment was inspected by the landlord, and it was deemed habitable, so I’m all set. I spent part of the evening moving things around, but it will be a long time before I can get it all the way I want. I leave for a teacher’s seminar in Yashiro tomorrow, and I’ll be there until Friday afternoon. I’m just going to have to wait for the weekend to really get organized.

I found the nearest large mountain, so naturally, I’m making plans to climb it. There is a shrine on the top – bonus! I’m aiming to climb it on Saturday or Sunday.

Shrine and KFC

Today I tried to sleep in a bit, but it wasn’t in the cards. Around seven o’clock, I got out of bed and ended up taking a walk around town, and taking some pictures of the nearest temple. The temple is called the Mukuriya Shrine, and it is fairly large. I spent some time photographing it, and then I went back to the apartment to check on the packing ordeal.



Andrew is sure that it will be no problem to leave tomorrow morning, but I’m not as optimistic. He’s got a lot of extra stuff that I will probably have to deal with. Two of his students, Haruna and Hidemi, came over and were hanging out for a while. I took the opportunity to jump on the train to Akashi, and I spent most of the day walking around exploring. I ate at a take away sushi place for only 180 yen, and finally headed back to the apartment around three o’clock. The students were still there – they had cooked up some natto for lunch, and they even left me some to try out. I’m guessing that it’s an acquired taste – I’ve never eaten anything quite that strong.



After the students left, Andrew and I walked down to the liquor store so he could get a parting gift for Mr. Hayashi – a bottle of Booker’s whiskey. It was around 5000 yen, which I think is an OK price. The store had a couple of bottles of tequila – excellent! They had Jose Cuervo (ugh), but they had silver label Herraduras, which would work just fine.

In the evening, some friends of Andrew’s came over to wish him well. They brought Kentucky Fried Chicken, and it was just as greasy here as it is in the US. They brought a japanese wine, which actually was quite good. I’m saving the bottle, and hopefully I can pick up some on a more regular basis.

Andrew is packing all night tonight to get things ready for his departure tomorrow.

Kobe (not Bryant)

Today we went into Kobe to have a big dinner at a French restaurant that is a favorite of Mr. Hayashi. The trip itself was easy enough, and I was impressed with the train station at Kobe. I also bumped into quite a few foreigners like myself – I’ve been used to being one of the few. Before going to dinner, Mr. Hayashi wanted us to go to a “trade show” and check it out with him. We followed him through a giant shopping mall, and eventually found our way to a tiny conference room in the back of a spooky building. Nobody was sure if we were in the right place, but when we opened the door, there was about eight Japanese in suits, waiting for us.

I’m not sure what the event was, but it wasn’t a trade show. The people put us each on a machine and measured our bone density. Then we sat down and read some pamphlets (all in Japanese… I faked it). Afterwards, the president of some company stood up and talked for about half an hour about his products, which as far as I could tell, are algae based foods and supplements. He passed out green tea as refreshments, and I figured something was up when all the employees watched us while we drank them. There might have been algae in there, I’m not sure. Then they passed around pills that they wanted us to eat. I skipped that – a couple of weeks ago I was at home in California, now I’m downing pills with a bunch of Japanese people I don’t know… how surreal is that? Afterwards, they passed out some kind of sports drink that had something to do with blueberries and bees. I drank two of those, figuring I would be out late tonight and I needed something to keep me going. I was willing to put up with a lot since all the teachers were springing for dinner.



After we snuck out of there, I threw away the crap they gave me, and we took a taxi into another part of Kobe to eat dinner. The restaurant was in a part of town that used to be full of foreigners. The architecture was European, and the neighborhood was very cool. There are restaurants all over, and the streets are very narrow. Lots of young people were running around, and it had a good feel. I snapped a few photos, but since we were on the move, I’ll have to come back to document the experience a little better.

The restaurant was in a 102 year old house, and the food was quite good. Mr. Hayashi had called ahead and our menu was already set. The food was excellent, and for the first time since I arrived in Japan, I used a fork, knife and spoon. The waiter was very concerned that everyone used the right utensil at the right time, and I had fun throwing him off and moving things around. Everyone was very serious at the table, and we could have used a couple of shots of tequila to loosen everyone up. After a couple of rounds of drinks, things started to get moving. The cameras came out, and we took a ton of pictures. I understand the restaurant was quite expensive. I’m probably not going back anytime soon.

Kobe seems like a great city, and I’m eager to go back and do some more exploring on my own. Tomorrow I’m sticking around the apartment to help Andrew pack, and then the next day he’s leaving early in the morning.

Weekend Plans

So the typhoon came through last night, and most of it happened when I was sleeping. The wind picked up quite a bit, and it was much cooler than it had been, but nothing dramatic. Somehow I was picturing the tornado from “The Wizard Of Oz”. A different kind of tornado is taking place in the bedroom, as Andrew’s packing has shifted into full speed. The place is a certified disaster area.

Today I’m walking down to the train station in Futami to meet one of our English teachers (one I haven’t met yet). There are advantages to being the only foreigner around – I’ll be easy to identify at the train station. We’re going into Kobe to meet all the other teachers for a big expensive dinner. Mr. Hayashi has organized this one, so I’m sure it will be quite nice. It’ll be my first visit to Kobe, and I’ve heard great things about the town.

Last night we were invited to a neighbor’s house for dinner, and it was a great time. Their apartment has the same layout as mine, but they’ve been living there a long time. We had fried chicken (in small pieces, so it was easy to chopstick), sushi and rice, and ramen noodles. They had some chili pepper flakes that they put into the ramen. They kept the beer coming, too. We sat around the table, watched a small part of a baseball game, and talked in English and Japanese. Their son, who helped translate during Andrew’s visit to the hospital, was there and we talked quite a bit in English. His grandmother, who works as the “tea lady” at my high school, was there as well. We ate big, and then came back. Andrew has been up all night packing, and he’s leaving soon to go out shopping with another ALT, Jamie.

Andrew should be packing up his modem soon, so that means I’ll be out of touch for a bit. I’m going to try to sign up on Monday with Yahoo Japan for internet access. Hopefully, I’ll be back online soon!

Typhoon Warning

Mr. Hayashi mentioned that there is a typhoon watch tonight and tomorrow. I’m not watching TV or reading the newspaper (mainly because I can’t understand them), so I didn’t know anything about it. If the storm watch is still official tomorrow, I don’t have to go to school. I guess I’ll hunker down at home and watch the rain come down. I’ve never been in a typhoon and apparently this is a big one. I hope my raincoat is up to the challenge!

Tatami Mats, Gaijin Card

I’m off to get my alien registration card with Mr. Hayashi. I got the new tatami mats in, and they look great. The doors are also installed, so things are getting back to normal around here. Andrew will be doing some crazy packing over the next few days, so I’m just trying to stay out of his way for a while.

Andrew is cancelling his internet account and sending the modem back in the next couple of days. I might be offline until I get set up. I’m thinking I can do some internet at school, but I don’t want to abuse the chance. More soon!

Hospital Visit

Last night I woke up in the middle of the night to Andrew – he was groaning in pain. We did a quick medical assessment, and we thought that he either had a urinary tract infection or he was passing a bladder stone. He was in serious pain, and bathed in sweat. I dug out my international driver’s license, but in the end we called some friends of Andrew’s that live in the neighborhood.

They came over in a few minutes, but they spoke very little english. We translated what we could, it was pretty frustrating. After a few minutes we called 119 (that’s right, they have it backwards here) and about 15 minutes later an ambulance came. By that time, the pain was beginning to subside, but we convinced Andrew to go to the hospital anyway. They went off in the ambulance, and I jumped in the car with one of the neighbors and we went to the hospital.

We got to the hospital and talked with the doctor, and I think he misunderstood – he gave Andrew medicine for a stomach problem. Since the pain had diminished anyway, we went back home, and Andrew is going to see an English speaking doctor when he gets home next week. It was quite a late night adventure, and I was bushed when I finally got home. I need to practice my medical Japanese words in case I find myself in need of a doctor!

Images Added

I’ve gone back to the last couple of days and posted some images from the trip over. I have a ton of photos, but I just picked some representative ones to get the general flavor of the moment. Enjoy!

Tatami Removal Party

As Andrew wraps up his time here, he has invited some of his former students over to say goodbye. Today we had an appointment for the people to come and remove all of the tatami mats and all of the doors. We’ll be mat-less and door-less for almost three days. Right now the house is kind of open, but I suppose we have the bathroom door if we need privacy. This all coincided with six of Andrew’s students arriving to say goodbye. They will be attending the school next year, but I probably won’t be teaching them – they are all 3rd year students, and I will likely be teaching 1st and 2nd year students.



Andrew cooked up some spicy pork that we had over noodles. I have discovered that Kim Chee is a great way to spice things up over here, and Andrew used a lot. These poor girls were burning big time – I think we went through five liters of soda just to fight the fire. It was cool to meet the girls and talk with them a bit. They’ve got a great attitude about learning English. I understand that it’s somewhat of a dorky subject, and to excel in English is almost a guarantee that you are not cool. I’ll try to change that a little bit this year.

Kakogawa Summer Festival

Yesterday, we went to the local summer festival, in Kakogawa. Apparently summer festivals are quite popular here in Japan, and my timing was such that I get to attend this one. Andrew put on his yukata and we drove over to the nearest shopping center and parked our car. As we marched towards the riverside, there were a lot of people heading the same way, and along the way we met up with two of Andrew’s former students, Hidemi and Haruna.



We walked along the main drag after laying down a tarp, and enjoyed Japanese fair food. The big favorite around here is takoyaki, which is octopus tentacles cooked into a batter in a ball shape – for 500 yen you can get a plate full. They had many other types of food, and since it was so hot, shaved ice was very popular as well.

Once it got dark, we enjoyed some fireworks put on by the Kakogawa Fire Department. The fireworks were better than the 4th of July displays that I’ve seen – some seemed fairly dangerous. The crowd ooh-ed and ahh-ed, just like they do in America.



While walking around, I find that I stick out quite a bit. If you look around at the people walking by, many of them will be looking at you – some friendly, most indifferent, but curious. I find that everywhere I go, I’m under scrutiny. It’s a strange feeling. I did get some free food because I lingered near a booth – they offered me the food to try – maybe just to see my reaction. Everything I ate was great – I’m not going to starve to death over here.

After the fireworks we went to a CoCo’s restaurant near my apartment. They are a chain in America, I believe – it was funny to see them off the beaten path in Japan. They bill themselvers as a “California Restaurant”, and it was like eating in the most bland restaurant in the world. Jamie, a JET teacher that has been here a year, went nuts when he saw that they had quesadillas on the menu. The quesadilla was not that great, but he was pretty tortilla starved, and chowed down quickly. Afterwards we took Hidemi and Haruna home, and went back to crash.

All Caught Up

Sorry for the delay in updating the site. I’ve brought everything up to date, and so you’ve got a lot of reading to do. I’ve got my internet connection working now, but I’m jumping on and off depending on when Andrew is online. Hope everyone is doing well, and enjoy the updates!

I’m A Biking Fool

Today Mr. Hayashi came out to help with some Japanese translation. Because Andrew is moving out of the apartment, he needs to pay to replace all the tatami mats and all the paper wall/doors. It was actually pretty expensive, and they are going to do the work next week. I’ll have to remember to save up some money for when I leave. They change all this stuff out whether you stay for a year or a day – it’s kind of a symbolic thing.

I spent most of the day riding my bike around trying to get used to it. It’s surprisingly easy to get around, and the traffic is used to bike riders. I found a restaurant that must be the Japanese equivalent of Denny’s. I had a heck of a time trying to order food – once I placed my order in Japanese, they started asking me all these other questions, thinking I was fluent. The waitress was very patient, and it eventually worked out.



Afterwards, I stopped at a little temporary food shack and bought some shaved ice – it was quite tasty. The owner was a lot of fun, and we had a broken conversation about where I was working.

In the evening, Andrew took me along to meet some of the people that he has been working with. They are learning English, and they were all very nice people. We had a BBQ on the patio outside their apartment in Kakogawa, and the food was excellent.



We chatted for quite a while, and then Andrew and I headed back to the apartment. It’s another hot night – we decided to turn on the air conditioner. Tomorrow is the river festival – and I should be able to grab some great pictures.

Relax, man

Today was a bit more mellow. We were able to sleep in today, and just make a quick appearance at my high school just to show that I was in to work at least for a few minutes. After about 30 minutes, I went with Andrew over to the summer session to have lunch with some of the first year students. These were the same students that I said hello to the other day.

Andrew made a quick speech, and then we walked around and talked with kids while they ate lunch. Andrew got to say goodbye to some of his favorite students. I spoke with a few kids, but some were shy. Some looked outright petrified. It seemed like the girls were more confident than the boys when it came to English. Andrew’s English Club at school is made up entirely of girls, so the theory seems to hold. I made an extra effort to talk to the boys, but they froze up, and didn’t really have any questions or comments. I asked them a few questions, but I got a monosyllabic response.

After the school, we stopped in at a 7-11 convenience store, where we picked up lunch. I grabbed a sushi bento box, and went up to the cashier. Something weird happened mentally, because I was talking to Andrew in English, I was in a 7-11, and when the clerk asked me in Japanese if I wanted my food heated up in the microwave, I responded in English with a very helpful “I’m sorry?”. The clerk looked right back at me like I was from another planet, and then I kind of remembered that I was in Japan, and the brain will be required in this situation. After many bows and apologies, we left with the food.

After lunch Andrew went out to visit with a friend, and I took his bicycle for a test spin. I haven’t been on a bike for years, so it was a bit scary to navigate down the very narrow streets of my neighborhood. The cars are pretty good about swerving to avoid me, and it was an altogether successful ride about town. I along under the Bullet Train line until I got to the local supermarket, and then bought a shaved ice carton (90 yen = 75 cents) and sat outside the store in the shade and watched the Bullet Train roar by every few minutes.

This evening we had another JET over from Florida. Jamie has been here a year already and has really enjoyed himself. He’s a young guy, about 21, and really friendly. We ate yakuniku sandwhiches with avocado, mayonnaise, sauce, and some cheese, and watched “Shawshank Redemption”. The day was pretty relaxing. On Saturday Andrew and I are going to a barbecue with some of Andrew’s japanese friends. Sunday we will be heading out to the Kakogawa river festival, a crowded party with lots of beer, food, and fireworks at the river. Then on Monday, it’s back to work.